Wednesday vs Emily

Get bent Emily. Better yet, SPELL bent.
What an original concept: an anti-social girl with no parents or social connection except four cats. Brilliant. Wait no, I mean 'marketable'...

What in the hell is so appealing?
Here's her bio/description/sales pitch from the official site:
Emily is anti-cool, a subculture of one, and a follower of no one but herself. She’s the anti-hero for the Do it Yourself movement. Her favorite phrase is “Get Lost!” - both an invitation to travel to unknown places and an instruction to “Take a hike!”

Wow. Intense. Slightly more intense than oatmeal.
If she tells everyone to get lost, then who will find her dead body after she contracts toxoplasmosis from one of her cats?

Addams is where it's at. Wednesday didn't even have a cat. She had a cold death glare that could pop colostomy bags. And killer instincts to boot. AND she had a slightly more coordinated, albeit bland sense of style.